To my online friends, Happy Holidays! I am handing out virtual gifts today, so get in line. Though, if I win the lottery, I will replace them all with the real thing!
To everyone~ I give you each your very own laptop.
To Freep- I give you a Morton Salt Girl poster and a trip to Jamaica.
To Tuna- I give you a maid, a cook, and a driver, so that you can write Tuna News full-time.
To HWG-I give you a lifetime supply of Fabulous Ass Pants. And sweet potatoes.
To Life- I give you cat food and litter, delivered weekly by a hot guy.
To Keli-I give you a honeymoon trip around the world.
To Cops- I give you Colin Firth.
To Rappy- I give you your own Wedding Planning Company.
To Ophelia- I give you a blank diary. And more time to write in it.
To TVJ- I give you your own Casino, filled with Survivor Slots, and all the bartenders there look like Spike.
To Alpha- I give you a giant greenhouse with an indoor running track.
To Teem- I give you a shiny new muffin cart.
To Kat- I give you a plasma screen TV to put next to your computer.
To Fel-I give you a personal assistant and a pony.
Nancy and Buffy ~ I give you each your own " .com" and a ghost writer.
Snappie- I give you extention packs for your "barbies" and the time to play with them.
Oooh- this would be a fun time to have a gift exchange, where someone takes your gift and gives you the crappy one that they got.
11 comments:
I would be in 7th heaven. If I won the lottery I'd take all my new friends from J-land on a cruise! Thank you. You are so sweet.
Oh SantieGrace, you have fulfilled my secret wish list. I can't wait to unwrap my gift!
For Diejeebert? Your own iPod delivered by a hot rebel rocker.
Awwwww, yeah. My ass thanks you kindly, Grace. (although probably not for the sweet potatoes, since I cannot resist them)
Aww! Thank you! But, um, I'm a little confused as to why? I am, however, completely thrilled with the present I got from you in the mail today! Go Phish!
Aw, you're sweet to remember lil ol' me, Grace. Hugs to you.
My gift to you would be all the time in the world to spend with your kids while they're little and cute. And maybe a fireman of your very own? =)
My gift is awesome, and it means I'll be spending a lot more time with my HT buddies instead of missing the fun!
Grace, you're giving me Colin Firth..you're the best. He IS the man I intend to marry, so this is the best Christmas gift ever. Some, they want an American fireman, but I'll take an English actor anyday !! HWG - can I borrow a pair of FAPs for our first date??? And can you and Rappy help with my makeup??
Rappy just informed me that she doesn't want to be a wedding planner anymore, so I'll give her a Food Network show instead.
And a millionaire fireman.
Aw! Thanks chef! Just make sure my ghost writer is HOT!
Jamaica mon! Yeah! Morton salt girl poster (lol) You don't forget anything, do you Grace? Thank you love! Merry Christmas right back at ya! For you: free legal representation and a lifetime supply of Calgon!
Oh, HELL YAH! My own casino and all the Spike's I can spike? Yeah, BAYBEEEE! Thank You Grace!
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